Today I decided it was a day to "un-mama-fy!! I have been wearing maternity jeans since I had my son in May and barely can I squeeze, suck, or jump up and down into a few that possibly could still fit.
It's amazing what your body does to you after pregnancy and how much I wanted to believe this wasn't going to happen to me. Why the hell was I any different then any other female body? Did I think I had some super power to whip my ass back into shape without doing anything but just give birth? Man I wish I really was super woman though, how sweet would that be?!
As I stood in that dressing room saying, "are you kidding me....I really am going to have to work at this aren't I?!" it dawned on me, I had a fricken baby 7 months ago! I birthed this child through a canal, out my vagina and I even grew that little thing for 9, basically 10 months inside me! My hips are now the size they are so that I could bring a life into this world! And right then and there, I zipped up that flippin larger then I wanted size pair of pants and said, "helllllls ya! These make my ass look good!!
But before I left my mind went where it always does these days... How can I possibly save a buck or two one these pants? I went online (My247cashback.com) to see what the cash back would be on them and I ordered both pairs online instead right when I left the store! I got free shipping and even used my flex perks credit card and got points towards future free airline tickets!!
I will continue this search online for more NEW clothes that will ultimately help me out of "Mummy-Hood" and into the world of a stylin, tummy sucker-inner, hour-glass figured, HOTTIE OF A MOMMY!! Peace, Love, Laugher & Wine. *Chelsea Jean*